Thursday, 17 September 2015

The genius of hiding from Zusak - Ned

Is Zusak death? It seems so. He recounts the book thief as DEATH. I HAVE EXTREME SUSPICIONS.

The genius of Zusak/the genius of hiding from Death.

But in all seriousness he made a good book. It's really good at recounting what happened back in Dee Nartzi Dais, and it's very gripping EXCEPT FOR WHEN DEATH RUINED THE BOOK BY TELLING US THE RUDY DIED. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! Anyway, Leisel is also really tough. Like, really tough. Tough as a punctured watermelon. And the book is very happy in moments. Although the book has a lot of deadyness. Like Rudy. Dea- I mean, Zusak spoiled it for us. I would go and make a complaint to him, but uh,

He's dead.

Wait, what?! He's not dead?

Excuse me while I go and complain.

Joke: (THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTIONS TO DEBIT CARD BATING)
Why did de person explod??
bcos he was dynimate

- Max


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