Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Debit card bating - Ned

Well.
Here we are again, and I'm still in the blogging spot of where I am.
"But Ned, you haven't been in 7/8t this entire time!"

Maybe.
But anyways, debating.
Debating was good, except for the fact that I was the worst in me team, mate.
Now, I'm a pirate.
Arr, debating is ok!

I should probably be a bit more enthusiastic.
Let's try this again.

ELLO, and welcome to my DEBATING REVIEW!
Debating was fun, although I was a little anxious at first. Although once I got into the role of it, I was going pretty well. Rebuttal was also good on everyone's part. And, on another note, I thought End The Wiggles was actually a hero, but researching into it more and thinking about In da piggins help me realise that, Eggdah Mitten, is not a hero.

Death bating was good.

joke?
what do you call a money hungry debater?
a debit-ter

41 comments:

  1. whet do u use to cure swine flu?
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    1. almost as bad as my entire blog

      you failed

      avocado

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    2. wot do u use to cure bird flu?
      MEDICINE
      HAR HAR HAR
      oooooh pricelesss

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    3. wot do u use to cure bird flu?
      MEDICINE
      HAR HAR HAR
      oooooh pricelesss

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    4. wot do u get when you get hit in the head with a sign?
      A SORE HEAD
      HAR HAR HAR

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    5. When were you born? 2003

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    6. We are doomed as a species...

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    7. wodda yo kaarl a bud spooler. A bood sparler

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  2. ENTA YO JOKES EER

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    1. if I get bad jokes I'll put them in my next blog

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  3. Why did the checken cross the road?
    To get ssome KFC
    HAR HAR HAR

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  5. What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
    Pick a cod, any cod!
    She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
    A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    What's the Internet's favorite animal?
    The lynx.

    What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
    Runway inflation.

    What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
    Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!


    What's a frog's favorite drink?
    Croaka Cola.
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    HR HARijn

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  6. I enjoy debby bates as well.
    Enter Winging was a hero was a great top pick

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  7. Why did the person explod ?/
    bcos he was a dynamite

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  8. A pyrit works into a bar. Ow he says. It was an iron bar.

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  9. Honestly, guys, these suck. In 20 years, comedy will have been shot out of the sky if you keep telling these....

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  10. A ham sandwich walks into the bar. The bartender said "Sorry we don't serve food here."

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  11. The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense

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  12. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says:


    why the heck is there a horse in my bar


    and he slaughters the horse for meat

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  13. “Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

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  14. Two peanuts walked down a street. One was a salted

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  15. It's a lovely day to walk down the road!
    If I ever stop singing, I will explode!

    "Hey Steven!"

    What have you done?!

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  16. 3 people enter a bar. One blonde, a brunette and a red head. They talk to the barkeeper who tells them that he has a mirror that you can say anything you are slightly good at and you become famous for it. But beware, if you say something you cannot do you will blow up. The red head says, "Ï am good at singing" and becomes famous as a pop star. The red head says I am goood at swimming and becomes a famous swimmer. The blonde startes saying, "I think and blows up.

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  17. Whats a cows fav breakfast food

    MOOOOOSLEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  18. 3 people are walking in the desert. One bl, one br and a rh. A genie comes and says that they all have one wish. The red head says" can I have an endless supply of water, so I can drink." The brunette agrees and gets one too. The blonde however asks for a car door. So I can turn the window down when I get hot.

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    1. A pig walks into the same bar. The bartender tries to slaughter the pig but the pig slaughters the bartender. The pig becomes the bartender and serves steak daily.

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    2. Another pig walks into the same bar, there can only be one pig so the new pig makes his own bar by slaughtering the barkeeper. Steak is on the menu again.

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    3. a horse walks into a bar. NEIGH he says. He's a horse.

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    4. The horse was actually Bessie, and slaughtered the pig for his meat, and served Bacon daily at the bar.

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    5. The pigs advertise human meat even though it is steak and vice versa because the bar empire has grown. MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK MORE STEAK

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    6. Then they all died

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  19. My friend died after drinking varnish. It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.

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    1. My friend died after drinking too much. When he went to heaven went thought on the bright side of life. At least he's with spirits now.

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  20. h
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    so much jokers
    so jokes
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  21. how do you grow a sunflower. Put a daffadil in a rocket and send it to the sun.

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