Okay, maybe I was exaggerating a little bit. It was really just a double-sided sheet of paper, similar in appearance to a harmless worksheet, but hiding terrifying secrets that have driven many a human to insanity. I thought I did rather well, especially on the Verbal and Linguistic front, achieving a score of 38. Surprisingly, my lowest score was for the Logical and Mathematical section, on which I got the still alright score of 28. Having said that, however, I believe that more skills at good levels is better than one astronomically high score and scraping the bottom of the barrel with the rest. I believe our glorious leaders at the head of the Party* can utilise this information best by grouping people with relative skill sets together and deploying them to areas where they'll be most effective (border patrol, cafeteria supply team, forced labour toilet cleaners, etc.). If our elite team of commandos, the Wellesley First XI, captured the head of the FBI, James Clapper, and forced him to undergo this terrifying assessment, I believe they'd get quite a surprise! For example, along with the obvious Interpersonal and Logical/Mathematical categories, he may have a secret musical talent! Mr Clapper will also probably have a high Linguistic/Verbal score, due to the amount of paperwork and talking his job requires.
*of teachers at Wellesley
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